Tuesday, October 13, 2009

VALLEY OF THE VALLEY GIRLS: OR, EXCERPTS FROM A BAD PORN NOVEL

. . . he stuck his thing in her thing and they both groaned loudly.

"Dude," she cried, "like, you're totally awesome."

"Babe," he said, "like totally. You too."

"We're like, totally fucking, you know?"

"Like, let's like totally fuck our fucking brains out, eh?"

"Totally."

Then the door flew open and a full squad of heavily armed penguins entered.

1 comment:

jerwolf said...

I hate when that happens