"Yeah yeah," you're thinking, "Roxy, enough of the cars and the serious politics. Say something pervy. Say something dirty to us."Well okay then, here's a pic of a drysuited woman that gives me dirty ideas: prankstery, mean-little-girl ideas.
"Oh hi, Roxy, can you zip up my suit for me?"
"I'd be delighted, dear. My you certainly look fetching in that . . ." (notices a bucket of live eels near by).
"Thanks. It takes FOREVER to get into it,"
"I'm sure it does. Next time, ask me to help you. Oh. Your ah, husband isn't around is he?"
"No. Why?"
"No reason. Now, for that zipper . . ." (pulling a live eel out of a bucket).
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