MISS GOODY-GOOD GETS CLOBBERED ...

This is a still from the old BATMAN tv series. Well, even if you don't know the episode, you can probably guess that Queen Tut or whoever she is will sneak up on our smug little Batgirl and smash her over the head with that big urn.

But what if, instead, she jammed the urn on Batgirl's head and it got stuck? Call me perverse, but I think it would be very hot to see little Miss Perfect struggling to free herself. Is there a name for this fetish? I don't think so. But maybe there should be.

WHERE THE GIRLS ARE -- edited by D.L. King

Just thought I'd remind you all of one of the upcoming anthologies I have a story in ("The City Pony"). The book is Where the Girls Are: Urban Lesbian Erotica, published by Cleis Press and edited by D.L. King. It isn't out yet, but I can't wait. It should be available in the Spring. Lots of fine writers in here!

OH CATWOMAN, WATCH OUT!

Of course, she would be way too proud to do this if she thought anyone were looking.

As it happened, she was very hungry. But lo and behold, there was a lovely bowl of cream, which, for some strange reason, seemed to be glued to the floor!

She looked around to see if anyone could see her, then carefully got down on all fours -- not easy to do in a corset!

Forgetting herself in the ecstatic pleasure of pure cream, she did not hear the stealthy Batgirl approaching from behind: Batgirl, wearing an enormous strapon; Batgirl, her agile fingers reaching forth for the big fat zipper stretched so very tightly over Catwoman's foolishly unguarded treasures . . .