A BAWDY POEM (sung to the tune of "Bobby Shaftoe")

BOBBY SHAFTOE

Maid 1:

Bobby Shaftoe's gone to sea,
Silver buckles on his knee,
He'll come back and marry me,
Pretty Bobby Shaftoe.

Bobby Shaftoe fat and fair,
Combing back his yellow hair,
Always shaves his legs with Nair,
Pretty Bobby Shaftoe.

Maid 2:

I don't think he's into you,
Sorry girl, he likes the crew,
Don't know what you're going to do,
Pretty Bobby Shaftoe.

Frankly, Bobby Shaftoe's gay,
Or at least a little fey,
He won't marry anyway,
Pretty Bobby Shaftoe.

Maid 1:

Screw it all that's just my luck,
Fuck me sideways, love a duck,
I'm a stupid hockey puck,
Pretty Bobby Shaftoe.


Roxy Katt